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Last week, at a dig in the escarpments along the western shore of the Dead Sea, archeologists uncovered ancient, original texts that pre-date Moses Writings by 1,300 years.
Translated, their accounts of life's beginnings on earth are much more scientifically plausible . . .
And God created Women, giving her three breasts to succor her young.
And God spake, saying to her, "I have created thee as I see fit. Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?"
And the woman spake, saying, "Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters. I need but two breasts."
And God said, "Thou speakest wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom."
There was a crack of lightning and a lingering odor of ozone, and it was done, and Woman stood holding her third breast in her hand.
"Now just what am I going to do with this useless boob?" Woman exclaimed.
And so it was, God created Man.
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A Thought For Christmas.....
Do you know what would have happened If it had been Three Wise Women Instead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, Arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, Cleaned the stable, Made a casserole, Brought practical gifts and
There would be Peace On Earth…
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