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From Paraguay via Anne:
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the 'frige and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the 'frige.
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How many honest, intelligent, caring. men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it has never happened.
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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