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A woman went to the cemetery to put flowers on the grave of a relative, and while she was there, she saw a very strange funeral procession. There were two hearses, followed by a woman walking with a pit bull on a leash, followed by a line of women in single file stretching out of sight.
The woman's curiosity got the best of her, so she approached the woman following the hearse and asked her to explain the strange procession.
The woman leading the procession explained, "My dog attacked my husband and killed him."
"Then why are there two hearses?" the woman asked.
"After he killed my husband, my mother-in-law came to try to help my ex-husband, and he killed my mother-in-law."
After a short pause, the woman asked, "Can I borrow your dog?"
"Get in line," responded the woman leading the procession.
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