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and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the  chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
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A Louisiana man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk
opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from
the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the  drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at
you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]
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Seems this guy from Arkansas wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block
through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him
unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was  made of Plexiglas, and bulletproof. The whole event was caught on videotape.
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In New York, as a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk
called 911 immediately and the woman was able to  give them a detailed description of the snatcher.  Within minutes, the police had apprehended a suspect. They put him in the car and drove back to the store.  The thief was then taken out of the car and told to
stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied "Yes, Officer...that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
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When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than
he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next

Was a crime committed?

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