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THE ROPE
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten men and one woman.
They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go.
Finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.
When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
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ITS GREAT TO BE A MAN:
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your last name stays put.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rats ass if someone notices your new haircut.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
You can open all your own jars.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work...more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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